Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noahís Ark

One: Donít miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasnít raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. When youíre 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Donít listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safetyís sake, travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isnít always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When youíre stressed, float a while.

Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, thereís always a rainbow waiting.

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