I Liked My Minister

His sermons were wonderful—

As long as I liked him.

His speech was passing fair—

As long as I liked him.

He was a clean liver—

As long as I liked him.

He was a hard worker—

As long as I liked him.

He was the man for the job—

As long as I liked him.

In fact, I was strong for him—

As long as I liked him.

But my minister offended me one day. Whether he knew it. or not, I do not know. Since that day my minister has ceased to be a good minister-he is just an ordinary one. His sermons are not so wonderful—

Since he offended me.

His speech is of no account—

Since he offended me.

His faults are more prominent—

Since he offended me.

He is not a hard worker—

Since he offended me.

He’s not the man for the job—

Since he offended me.

In fact, I am trying to oust him—

Since he offended me.

—Christian Magazine

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